Teacher: So, let’s begin our English language course. Student1: I’m sure it will come in handy in Antarctica. Teacher: Why in Antarctica? Student1: I thought it was, ‘Penguish language course.’
-Please, tell me something about yourself. -Sure. Which selfie do you want me to tell about?
-Do you speak English? -No. -Too bad. -No, I only have 1 bed. Why?